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This is a complete list of GLaDOS' vocalization lines from Portal and Portal 2.

Contents

• 1 Portal
  • i.1 Introduction
  • 1.2 Receiving the Handheld Portal Device
  • 1.three Test Chambers 03-05
  • 1.4 Test Chambers 06-08
  • ane.five Test Chambers 09-11
  • ane.6 Upgrading the Handheld Portal Device
  • 1.seven Test Chambers 12-16
  • 1.8 Test Chamber 17
  • 1.nine Examination Chamber 18
  • i.10 Test Sleeping room 19
  • 1.eleven During escape
    • one.11.1 Part 1
    • 1.11.2 Part two
    • i.xi.3 Function 3
  • 1.12 On destroying a security camera
  • 1.13 Final battle
    • 1.xiii.ane Outset core destroyed
    • 1.13.2 2nd core destroyed
    • 1.13.three Tertiary core destroyed
  • 1.fourteen Unused lines/alternate delivery
• ii Portal 2
  • ii.1 Single-player lines
  • 2.2 Chapter one: The Courtesy Call
    • ii.2.1 GLaDOS Reawakening
    • ii.2.2 Incinerator/Portal Gun
  • two.3 Chapter 2: The Cold Kick
    • 2.3.1 GLaDOS Test Chamber ane
    • 2.3.ii GLaDOS Examination Bedroom two
    • 2.three.3 GLaDOS Test Chamber iii
    • 2.3.4 GLaDOS Exam Sleeping accommodation four
    • 2.3.5 GLaDOS Exam Bedroom 5
    • 2.3.half dozen GLaDOS Test Chamber 6
    • two.3.vii GLaDOS Test Sleeping accommodation seven
    • 2.3.8 GLaDOS Test Chamber eight
  • two.iv Chapter 3: The Return
    • 2.4.1 GLaDOS Test Bedchamber 9
    • 2.4.two GLaDOS Test Bedchamber 10
    • 2.iv.iii GLaDOS Test Bedroom 11
    • 2.4.4 GLaDOS Exam Chamber 12
    • 2.4.5 GLaDOS Exam Bedroom 13
    • 2.4.6 GLaDOS Test Bedchamber 14
    • 2.4.7 GLaDOS Test Sleeping accommodation 15
    • 2.4.eight GLaDOS Test Sleeping accommodation 16
    • ii.four.ix GLaDOS Examination Chamber 17
  • ii.5 Chapter 4: The Surprise
    • 2.5.1 GLaDOS Test Chamber 18
    • 2.5.two GLaDOS Test Chamber 19
    • two.5.3 GLaDOS Exam Sleeping room xx
    • 2.5.four GLaDOS Test Chamber 21/Escape from GLaDOS
  • ii.vi Chapter v: The Escape
    • ii.6.1 GLaDOS' Bedchamber
  • two.vii Chapter 6: The Fall
    • ii.7.1 The Fall
    • 2.7.2 One-time Aperture Function bird nest
  • two.eight Chapter vii: The Reunion
    • two.viii.1 Outset Propulsion Gel Test Chamber
    • 2.eight.2 2nd Propulsion Gel Examination Chamber
    • 2.8.3 End of Propulsion Gel testing
    • 2.8.4 Afterward first Conversion Gel encounter
    • 2.8.5 Cave Johnson Lemon Spoken communication
    • 2.8.6 Exam after Lemon Speech
    • two.eight.vii Gel connectedness area
  • 2.9 Affiliate viii: The Itch
    • ii.ix.1 Frankenturrets
    • ii.9.ii Wheatley Test Chamber 1
    • 2.9.3 Wheatley Test Chamber 2
    • 2.9.4 Wheatley Test Sleeping room three
    • 2.ix.5 Wheatley Test Chamber 4
    • 2.9.six Wheatley Test Chamber five
    • 2.9.7 Wheatley Exam Chamber six
    • 2.nine.8 Wheatley Examination Bedroom 11
    • 2.ix.9 Wheatley Test Sleeping room 12
    • 2.9.x Wheatley Test Chamber 15
    • 2.9.11 Wheatley Test Chamber 16
  • 2.10 Chapter 9: The Role Where He Kills You lot
    • 2.x.1 Wheatley Test Chamber 17/The trap
    • 2.10.two That Office
    • 2.x.three Turret Trap
    • ii.10.4 Bombs intro
    • ii.10.5 Pre-lair
    • 2.10.6 Corrupted Cores
    • ii.ten.7 Pre-terminal battle
    • 2.10.8 Final Boxing
    • two.ten.9 Stalemate Button
    • two.10.10 Space
    • 2.10.11 Ending lines
  • 2.11 Co-op lines
    • 2.xi.one Calibration course
    • two.11.two Hub (CinTech)
    • 2.11.3 Class one: Team Edifice
    • two.eleven.iv Class 2: Mass and Velocity
    • 2.11.5 Class 3: Hard-calorie-free Surfaces
    • 2.11.six Course 4: Excursion Funnels
    • ii.11.seven Class 5: Mobility Gels
    • 2.11.viii Customized responses (bot addressing and numbers)
    • 2.eleven.9 Co-op Credits test subject analysis
    • 2.11.x Decease responses
    • ii.11.xi Generic responses (sorting needed)
    • 2.11.12 To Gesturing Bots
    • 2.11.xiii Art Therapy course
      • 2.eleven.xiii.i Exam Sleeping accommodation 01
      • 2.11.xiii.2 Test Sleeping room 02
      • 2.11.13.3 Test Chamber 03
      • two.11.thirteen.4 Test Chamber 04
      • ii.xi.13.5 Test Chamber 05
      • ii.11.13.vi Test Chamber 06
      • 2.11.13.7 Test Chamber 07
      • 2.11.13.8 Test Chamber 08
      • ii.11.13.9 Exam Sleeping room 09
      • 2.11.13.x Death responses
  • 2.12 Unused/alternating lines
    • two.12.i Affiliate 1: GLaDOS Awakening
    • two.12.2 Chapter 1: Incinerator/Portal Gun
    • 2.12.3 Chapter 2: Test Chamber 2
    • 2.12.iv Affiliate 2: Test Chamber 7
    • two.12.5 Chapter 3: Examination Chamber 12
    • two.12.half dozen Chapter 3: Test Bedchamber 14
    • 2.12.seven Chapter 4: Test Chamber xx
    • ii.12.8 Chapter four: Test Sleeping room 21/Escape from GLaDOS
    • 2.12.nine Chapter 6: Alternate PotatOS dialogue
    • two.12.10 Chapter 8: Wheatley Test Chamber 1
    • two.12.11 Affiliate 9: Wheatley Exam Sleeping accommodation 17/The trap
    • two.12.12 Chapter 9: Catastrophe lines
    • 2.12.13 "Evil once more" samples
    • 2.12.14 Alternate GLaDOS Announcer lines
    • two.12.15 Miscellaneous unused/alternate unmarried role player lines
    • 2.12.xvi Unused Co-op human storyline
    • two.12.17 Unused Co-op artifact storyline
    • 2.12.18 Unused Co-op tic-tac-toe game
    • 2.12.19 PAX Prime 2010 Co-op
    • 2.12.twenty Unused Co-op Futbol game
    • ii.12.21 Conversation with Cave Johnson
  • 2.thirteen Leaderboard responses
• 3 Other
• four Notes

Portal

Introduction

If the player manages to accept a cube into the cloth emancipation grill while the door is open up

Receiving the Handheld Portal Device

Test Chambers 03-05

If the thespian manages to trap themselves:

Test Chambers 06-08

Test Chambers 09-11

During the level:

If the player is trapped in the High Energy Pellet emitter area

Upgrading the Handheld Portal Device

Exam Chambers 12-16

If the player manages to trap themselves in Test Chamber thirteen and/or xiv:

If the role player is trapped in the Loftier Energy Pellet receptor surface area

Test Chamber 17

Test Chamber 18

If a Storage Cube is lost in the goo at the bottom

If the player is trapped in the High Energy Pellet receptor surface area

Exam Chamber xix

During escape

Function 1

Office 2

• "Okay. I am going to impale you now." (the sound file just exists in the Portal beta)

Office 3

On destroying a security camera

Terminal battle

(Morality Core drops to the basis)

When the actor picks upwardly the morality core

First core destroyed

The following automatically plays or repeats after the respective speech communication for every destroyed core.

• Upon destroying of the second, third and fourth cores, this will sound: "*scream*"

2nd cadre destroyed

Third cadre destroyed

• "Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? You?" | Download | Play
• "Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, y'all don't have a whole lot left to waste." | Download | Play
• "What's your indicate, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me." | Download | Play
• "I take your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it'due south just about to." | Download | Play
• "Don't believe me? Hither, I'll put you on: [Hellooo!] That'due south you! That's how dumb you sound." | Download | Play
• "You've been wrong about every unmarried thing you've ever done, including this thing." | Download | Play
• "Y'all're non smart. You lot're non a scientist. Yous're non a doctor. You're not even a fulltime employee. Where did your life get then incorrect?" | Download | Play
• "Rrr, I hate yous." | Download | Play (unused, the captions add together "[PAIN LAUGHTER]")
• "Are y'all trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the final time you left the edifice. What's going on out there will brand y'all wish you lot were back in here." | Download | Play
• "I have an infinite capacity for noesis, and even I'1000 not sure what'southward going on outside." | Download | Play
• "All I know is I'm the just matter standing betwixt u.s.a. and them. Well, I was." | Download | Play
• "Unless y'all have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big bustle, this place isn't going to be prophylactic much longer." | Download | Play
• "Adept chore on that, by the style. [back to figurer voice] Sarcasm sphere self-test complete." | Download | Play
• "Terminate squirming and die like an adult or I'g going to delete your fill-in." | Download | Play
• "STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted information technology. No affair what happens now, y'all're dead." | Download | Play
• "You're however shuffling around a piffling, but believe me you're dead." | Download | Play
• "The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I only struck you from the permanent tape." | Download | Play
• "Your unabridged life has been a mathematical fault. A mathematical error I'm near to correct." | Download | Play

Unused lines/alternate delivery

In regular reckoner vox; versions with the deeper voice are used in the final game.

• Alternating version of "[hurting noise] You recall you're doing some impairment? Two plus two is... ten. IN Base of operations FOUR! I'M FINE!" (subtitled as "[Pain NOISE]")

Portal 2

Single-thespian lines

Chapter 1: The Courtesy Call

GLaDOS Reawakening

Incinerator/Portal Gun

Chapter ii: The Common cold Kick

GLaDOS Test Chamber ane

GLaDOS Examination Chamber 2

GLaDOS Test Chamber 3

GLaDOS Test Chamber iv

GLaDOS Test Chamber v

GLaDOS Test Chamber 6

If the thespian picks upwardly a trash item

GLaDOS Exam Chamber 7

If the histrion jumps down and leaves the Companion Cube up higher up

If the player takes the Companion Cube past the leave

GLaDOS Test Chamber 8

Chapter 3: The Render

GLaDOS Exam Sleeping room ix

GLaDOS Test Chamber 10

If the histrion manages to trap themselves by leaving the cube on the topmost floor without activating the dropper:

GLaDOS Test Sleeping accommodation 11

GLaDOS Test Chamber 12

GLaDOS Test Bedroom 13

GLaDOS Exam Chamber fourteen

GLaDOS Examination Chamber 15

If the player traps themselves behind the drinking glass barrier without opening the door:

GLaDOS Test Chamber 16

GLaDOS Test Chamber 17

Chapter 4: The Surprise

GLaDOS Test Chamber eighteen

GLaDOS Examination Chamber nineteen

GLaDOS Test Chamber 20

GLaDOS Examination Chamber 21/Escape from GLaDOS

Chapter 5: The Escape

GLaDOS' Bedroom

• "I honestly, TRULY didn't think you'd fall for that." | Download | Play
• "In fact, I devised a much more elaborate trap further alee, for when yous got through this easy 1." | Download | Play
• "If I'd known yous'd let yourself get captured this easily, I would take but dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling." | Download | Play
• "Well, it was prissy catching upwardly. Let's get to business." | Download | Play
• "I hope y'all brought something stronger than a portal gun this time." | Download | Play
• "Otherwise, I'grand agape you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Live gild. Ha ha." | Download | Play
• "Seriously, though. Adieu." | Download | Play
• "Oh. You were busy dorsum at that place." | Download | Play
• "Well. I suppose we could only sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops expressionless, but I accept a ameliorate idea." | Download | Play
• "It's your old friend, deadly neurotoxin. If I were you, I'd take a deep breath. And hold it." | Download | Play
• "I detest you so much." | Download | Play
• "That's funny, I don't experience decadent. In fact, I feel pretty good." | Download | Play
• "Cadre transfer?" | Download | Play
• "Oh, you are kidding me." | Download | Play
• "Exercise NOT plug that piddling idiot into MY mainframe." | Download | Play
• "Don't you lot DARE plug him in." | Download | Play
• "Don't. Exercise it." | Download | Play
• "Don't plug him in." | Download | Play
• "Don't plug him in." | Download | Play
• "No!" | Download | Play
• "Nonononononono!" | Download | Play
• "Aye!" | Download | Play
• "Don't practice it." | Download | Play
• "Don't press that button. You don't know what you're doing." | Download | Play

If GLaDOS uses hidden panels to knock the player dorsum into the chamber

Chapter vi: The Fall

The Fall

Old Aperture Function bird nest

• "Oh. Hi." | Download | Play
• "Say, y'all're expert at murder. Could you - ow - murder this bird for me?" | Download | Play
• "ow." | Download | Play
• "ow." | Download | Play
• "ow." | Download | Play
• "No, look. Just impale information technology and we'll call things fifty-fifty between u.s.. No hard feelings." | Download | Play
• "Please go it off me." | Download | Play
• "It's eating me." | Download | Play
• "Just get it off me..." | Download | Play
• "Ow. I detest this bird." | Download | Play
• "Oh! Thanks." | Download | Play
• "Did you lot experience that? That idiot doesn't know what he's doing up at that place. This whole place is going to explode in a few hours if somebody doesn't disconnect him." | Download | Play
• "I can't move. And unless you're planning to saw your own head off and wedge it into my old body, you're going to need me to replace him. We're at an impasse." | Download | Play
• "So what do you say? You carry me upwards to him and put me back into my trunk, and I stop us from blowing up and permit you go." | Download | Play
• "No tricks. This murphy only generates i.1 volts of electricity. I literally do not have the energy to lie to you." | Download | Play
• "Fifty-fifty if I am lying, what do you accept to lose? You're going to die either manner." | Download | Play
• "Await, I don't like this whatsoever more you practise. In fact, I like it less considering I'm the i who got partially eaten by a bird." | Download | Play
• "I call up I hear the bird! Pick me upwardly!" | Download | Play
• "Listen to me. We had a lot of fun testing and antagonizing each other, and, yep, sometimes it went too far. But we're off the clock now. Information technology'southward but united states talking. Similar regular people. And this is no joke - nosotros are in deep trouble." | Download | Play
• "OW! Yous stabbed me! What is Wrong with yo-WhoOOAAahhh. Concur on. Practise you lot take a multimeter? Nevermind. The gun must exist part magnesium... It feels like I'm outputting an extra half a volt. Keep an eye on me: I'm going to do some scheming. Here I m-[BZZZ!]" | Download | Play
• "Woah! Where are we? How long have I been out?" | Download | Play
• "That extra half volt helps but it isn't going to power miracles. If I remember too hard, I'one thousand going to fry this spud before we become a chance to burn up in the atomic fireball that little idiot is going- [bzzpt]" | Download | Play

Chapter 7: The Reunion

Kickoff Propulsion Gel Test Sleeping room

Second Propulsion Gel Test Chamber

End of Propulsion Gel testing

After beginning Conversion Gel encounter

Cave Johnson Lemon Speech

Test after Lemon Speech

Gel connectedness expanse

Chapter 8: The Itch

Frankenturrets

Wheatley Test Sleeping room one

Wheatley Test Chamber ii

Wheatley Test Chamber iii

Wheatley Exam Chamber iv

Wheatley Test Sleeping accommodation 5

Wheatley Test Chamber 6

Wheatley Test Chamber xi

Wheatley Test Bedchamber 12

Wheatley Test Chamber 15

Wheatley Test Bedroom 16

Chapter 9: The Function Where He Kills You

Wheatley Exam Sleeping accommodation 17/The trap

That Office

Turret Trap

Bombs intro

Pre-lair

Corrupted Cores

Pre-last battle

Terminal Battle

Stalemate Button

Space

Ending lines

Co-op lines

Calibration grade

• "Howdy and, once more, welcome to the Aperture Science Figurer-Aided Enrichment Center." | Download | Play
• "Today, you will be testing with a partner." | Download | Play
• "Please wave to your partner." | Download | Play
• "The upcoming tests require yous to work together every bit a squad." | Download | Play
• "To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool." | Download | Play
• "BLUE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite brute." | Download | Play
• "Good." | Download | Play
• "ORANGE, delight notice your partner'due south favorite fauna." | Download | Play
• "Good." | Download | Play
• "Orange, delight use your ping tool to select your favorite element from the periodic table." | Download | Play
• "Really? Okay." | Download | Play
• "Blue, delight observe your partner'southward... interesting choice." | Download | Play
• "Your ping tool tin also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal." | Download | Play
• "For the sake of this test, I will pretend to exist your partner." | Download | Play
• "Orange, please show me where you would like me to place a portal." | Download | Play
• "Blueish, please show me where you lot would like me to identify a portal." | Download | Play
• "Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner." | Download | Play
• "Using your ping tool, please indicate where you lot would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location." | Download | Play
• "I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface." | Download | Play
• "Please ping a white portalable surface." | Download | Play
• "Each portal gun may create two self-independent portals." | Download | Play
• "Delight test your device by portaling to that ledge." | Download | Play
• "Orangish is first to acquire a Portal Device." | Download | Play
• "Blue is first to acquire a Portal Device." | Download | Play
• "Orange at present has a Portal Device. Finally." | Download | Play
• "Blue at present has a Portal Device. Finally." | Download | Play
• "Orange is awarded five points!" | Download | Play
• "Bluish is awarded 5 points!" | Download | Play
• "Once again, those are science collaboration points, which y'all should not confuse with points from competitions such as Who-Gets-To-Live-At-The-End-And-Who-Doesn't. I mean basketball." | Download | Play
• "Calibrating Blue'due south weight..." | Download | Play
• "Calibrating Orange's weight..." | Download | Play
• "Weighted Cubes calibrated." | Download | Play
• "No variances detected." | Download | Play
• "Did y'all know humans frown on weight variances?" | Download | Play
• "If you want to upset a human being, just say their weight variance is above or below the norm." | Download | Play
• "Finally! I had almost given upward hope of ever testing again." | Download | Play
• "You lot are the offset robots to laissez passer calibration." | Download | Play

Hub (CinTech)

These voice lines are only spoken if both players accept not finished the main co-op course. If one of the players has completed co-op, the Announcer speaks.

Upon beginning-fourth dimension-unlocking of course 4

Upon dying past falling, if co-op is not completed nonetheless.

Upon kickoff-time-unlocking of form v

Class 1: Team Building

Exam bedchamber 01:

Test chamber 02:

Test chamber 03:

While destroying turrets:

Test sleeping accommodation 04:

Crushing deaths:

Finish:

Test chamber 05:

Test chamber 06:

Taunting during the course:

Course ii: Mass and Velocity

Examination chamber 01:

Test sleeping accommodation 02:

Test chamber 03:

Test chamber 04:

Test chamber 05:

Test chamber 06:

Test sleeping accommodation 07:

Exam bedroom 08:

Course three: Hard-light Surfaces

Exam chamber 01:

Test chamber 02:

Test chamber 03:

Test chamber 04:

Test chamber 05:

Test chamber 06:

Test sleeping room 07:

Test bedroom 08:

Course 4: Circuit Funnels

Upon completion of Course 4, bedroom 01:

Upon completion of Grade 4, sleeping accommodation 02:

Form 4 sleeping room 3 intro; may be selected randomly

Course v: Mobility Gels

Customized responses (bot addressing and numbers)

Co-op Credits test subject assay

Decease responses

Upon dying in the Hub:

Generic responses (sorting needed)

• "Splendid. Although slap-up science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only retrieve i of you." | Download | Play
• "To reiterate: This is non a competition." | Download | Play
• "Nevertheless, if it were, Blue would be winning." | Download | Play
• "Notwithstanding, if information technology were, Orange would exist winning." | Download | Play
• "It'south not, though." | Download | Play
• "These tests are potentially lethal when advice, teamwork, and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of yous, given the other'southward functioning then far." | Download | Play
• "I don't want to bulldoze a wedge between the ii of you lot, but I've been studying Blueish's performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'yard certain yous're trying very hard." | Download | Play

• "Orangish, is there something you lot would like to say?" | Download | Play
• "Blue, is there something you would like to say?" | Download | Play
• "I've been listening to Orange talk and I don't know how you put up with it, I really don't. You have the patience of a saint." | Download | Play
• "I can't go on repose most this. I think Orange is actively trying to sabotage your success. Permit's keep this between us." | Download | Play
• "These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are non employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for i of you, given the other's performance so far." | Download | Play
• "It would compromise the test to divulge private scores. However, I tin can tell y'all at least one of you is doing very, very well." | Download | Play
• "First-class. You lot're both doing very well." | Download | Play
• "Very good. Yous've really come together every bit a team. Thanks to the one of yous who appears to be doing all of the work." | Download | Play
• "As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to proper noun my favorite member of your team. However, it's perfectly fair to hint at information technology in a manner that my least favorite member probably isn't smart enough to sympathize. Rhymeswithglue. Orangish you are doing very well." | Download | Play
• "Your vitals remain well within testing norms, so in that location is no need to worry about sudden decease from collaborative shock syndrome." | Download | Play
• "Please continue into the next examination chamber." | Download | Play

Upon completion of a final level in a course

• "Practise you lot know who dances effectually like an imbecile when they accomplish the tiniest fiddling thing?" | Download | Play
• "Humans! That'due south what you expect similar right now." | Download | Play
• "You're better than that." | Download | Play
• "This is a bridge-edifice practise. The humans were miserable at this, mostly because you can't build bridges out of tears." | Download | Play
• "For this next test, the humans originally requested helmets to avoid brain injuries. I ran the numbers. Making the goo mortiferous was more cost constructive." | Download | Play
• "Ane of my all-time tests and they let plants grow hither? Tin can you believe this? Y'all tin't exam plants! We tried. They simply sit there, never showing pain nor fear." | Download | Play
• "That isn't science." | Download | Play
• "At least the plants didn't want a reward." | Download | Play
• "Your failure brings back such wonderful memories." | Download | Play
• "And they said no one would ever dice during this test, thanks for proving them wrong." | Download | Play
• "I thought y'all'd exist faster at this, simply I can appreciate the desire to stop and odor the testing. That other odor you smell? That's the stench of my utter disappointment in you." | Download | Play
• "The best manner to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities." | Download | Play
• "Orangish, tin can yous write downwards all the means you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?" | Download | Play
• "On 2nd thought we don't have the time, just look at how much amend yous are than blue." | Download | Play
• "Blue, you are very adept at being an example." | Download | Play
• "If your confidence is all the same not loftier enough remember no one was created perfect." | Download | Play
• "Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human being suffering." | Download | Play
• "Simply I overcame my handicap. That'due south a truthful story." | Download | Play
• "Your test times bear witness yous are going too slowly." | Download | Play
• "Maybe you ARE getting human emotions." | Download | Play
• "Do you need real encouragement? Allow's meet if this helps." | Download | Play
• "Bluish, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has always discontinued." | Download | Play
• "Did you observe I didn't even stay to the end of your concluding test?" | Download | Play
• "I was confident you could finish." | Download | Play
• "Do y'all know where I was?" | Download | Play
• "I was outside watching some deer frolic. You don't even care about the outside practice you?" | Download | Play
• "Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off." | Download | Play
• "I wonder if that dancing has some effect on yous?" | Download | Play
• "Congratulations on completing that last test. But I detect something troubling." | Download | Play
• "Without the looming consequence of death, is this even scientific discipline?" | Download | Play
• "Hello again, this testing form was originally created for humans." | Download | Play
• "Splendid work." | Download | Play
• "It emphasizes teamwork." | Download | Play
• "Good Job." | Download | Play
• "Unlike us, humans need to exist taught teamwork." | Download | Play
• "Excellent piece of work." | Download | Play
• "You are doing wonderfully." | Download | Play
• "If you were human, you would want a advantage for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!" | Download | Play
• "Splendid." | Download | Play

• "While I should have left both of you trapped at that place forever, I do need you for something else." | Download | Play
• "You both made it. It seems no affair what I try to do to pull y'all autonomously or destroy you lot, you but proceed going. Proceed testing." | Download | Play
• "Don't either you have bulldoze to be better than the other?" | Download | Play
• "Information technology'south like yous're merely machines." | Download | Play
• "At the starting time of this class I was worried you lot were becoming too shut merely in my attempt to drive you lot apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal." | Download | Play
• "Your brains are besides pocket-sized to feel either of those emotions. And so I can trust you one hundred percent." | Download | Play
• "Since, I never expected yous to arrive this far, I take to build this new course merely for you." | Download | Play
• "Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab." | Download | Play
• "This test is so outside the box, I tin can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for." | Download | Play
• "Y'all will know it when yous find it." | Download | Play
• "The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cognitive challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into activeness should the test suddenly go an eating contest." | Download | Play
• "I thought going dorsum to these one-time tests would satisfy me. Only try equally you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied." | Download | Play
• "Congratulations. I am sure if I had the time to repair these tests, y'all would take never completed them. So again, congratulations on completing the cleaved easy tests." | Download | Play
• "This was another test no one had always completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this exam. At present the exam is useless." | Download | Play
• "No ane has ever completed this examination earlier. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans." | Download | Play
• "I am going to take chances having you lot become outside the official courses one more than fourth dimension." | Download | Play

• "Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?" | Download | Play
• "If the bailiwick survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $v. If the subject died, we gave the photograph to their next of kin free of charge." | Download | Play
• "The photos weren't as pop as we had hoped, and so we repurposed the cameras." | Download | Play
• "Blue, information technology's not nice to make fun of Orange like that." | Download | Play
• "Orange, it's non nice to make fun of Bluish like that." | Download | Play
• "Yes Orangish, we are alone. Blue can't hear you." | Download | Play
• "That'south horrible." | Download | Play
• "I tin only imagine." | Download | Play
• "What a horrible little automobile." | Download | Play
• "Right Blueish, Orangish can't hear yous." | Download | Play
• "Orange did what? Are you sure?" | Download | Play
• "Thank you, that was very dauntless of y'all to tell me." | Download | Play
• "Blue, how well exercise you lot really know Orange? Practise you lot trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's start cooperative partner?" | Download | Play
• "Orange, how well exercise you really know Blue? Exercise you trust Blue?" | Download | Play
• "Orangish, to be articulate. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you." | Download | Play
• "I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing field of study." | Download | Play
• "Blue to exist articulate, I was asking if Orange trusted you." | Download | Play
• "Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was but talking with the reassembly auto nearly your becoming human." | Download | Play
• "We all hold you should stop." | Download | Play
• "Orange, I concord. I never noticed that about Blueish before." | Download | Play
• "Blue, I agree. I never noticed that about Orange before." | Download | Play

• "Credit where credit's due: yous're both doing a great job of disappointing me." | Download | Play
• "I just hate Blue a fiddling more than." | Download | Play
• "I've been doing some reading. Did you know that the discussion orange is derived from the same Latin root equally the discussion traitor?" | Download | Play
• "Watching you endeavour to sabotage one other, I'one thousand amazed you lot're withal on friendly terms." | Download | Play
• "Blue, please condone the post-obit argument: Orangish, you have been a shining light in an otherwise ungodly morass of incompetence." | Download | Play
• "I would prefer to speak to i of you in private but since that is not an option here, I will speak in code that only ane of you will empathise. Blueish: Orangish is plotting to destroy you." | Download | Play
• "You were correct, Orangish. Blue was dumb enough to autumn for your trap." | Download | Play
• "Orangish, that transpired just every bit you said it would." | Download | Play
• "I concord, Orangish. That was entertaining." | Download | Play
• "Aye Orange, Bluish did act like a fool simply now." | Download | Play
• "Blueish, that transpired only as you said it would." | Download | Play
• "I agree, Blue. That was entertaining." | Download | Play
• "Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don't look so proud." | Download | Play
• "Blue, being the last ane standing is not the goal." | Download | Play

To Gesturing Bots

• "Come on. You were raised better than that." | Download | Play
• "Even humans, as stupid as they are, would say y'all look stupid when yous do that." | Download | Play
• "You're doing a great job of disappointing me." | Download | Play
• "Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not." | Download | Play
• "Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?" | Download | Play
• "DANCING is Not SCIENCE!" | Download | Play
• "Begin juggling examination in three. Two. One." | Download | Play
• "Keep it upward and your arm volition get stuck like that." | Download | Play
• "Hellllooo, imbecile." | Download | Play
• "Yes, I encounter you." | Download | Play
• "I'k seriously non paying atten-- Stop THAT Right NOW!" | Download | Play
• "Yes, I see y'all waving." | Download | Play
• "Good task jumping. You lot must be very proud." | Download | Play
• "I hardly recollect you lot're fifty-fifty trying with these gestures anymore." | Download | Play
• "Did something happen? [yawn] I wasn't watching." | Download | Play
• "That is non part of the test." | Download | Play
• "Slapping easily. That accomplishes something." | Download | Play
• "If you lot're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head." | Download | Play
• "You lot know what makes me express joy? The idea of you stopping that." | Download | Play
• "Y'all know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cutting that out." | Download | Play
• "Ha ha ha ha ha, skilful one." | Download | Play
• "Yes. Let's all laugh. Ha. Ha. Ha." | Download | Play
• "Ha ha ha ha ha. Did I tell y'all the one about the turned-off reassembly machine?" | Download | Play
• "Are you lot broken? Information technology looks like you lot're malfunctioning." | Download | Play
• "Actually, not even humans practise that anymore." | Download | Play
• "You're no longer bothering me. You're only pain my impression of you." | Download | Play
• "Look at you. Dancing." | Download | Play
• "If you were wondering how could you lot annoy me without failing a test. Now you know." | Download | Play
• "Oh neat, dancing again." | Download | Play
• "I defy you to tell me in that location's a purpose to what you lot're doing." | Download | Play
• "Yes, I run into you, and no, I don't care." | Download | Play
• "Yes? Something you need?" | Download | Play
• "You exercise know I can't wave back right?" | Download | Play
• "Stop with the waves." | Download | Play
• "Are you trying to go my attention? I am very decorated, you know." | Download | Play
• "Not paying attennnntion..." | Download | Play
• "Are yous expecting applause?" | Download | Play
• "I give you a score of 3.4 for style and 10 for beingness abrasive." | Download | Play
• "A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy." | Download | Play
• "If I stop watching, I'thousand sure you'll go bored of this." | Download | Play
• "All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you." | Download | Play
• "All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you." | Download | Play
• "You're the type of show-off who only shows off really stupid things." | Download | Play
• "It appears you're developing homo traits. The worst human traits." | Download | Play
• "Exist careful. Hugging can lead to... well, me disassembling you forever." | Download | Play
• "Stop touching each other!" | Download | Play
• "Are yous trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if y'all never did that again." | Download | Play
• "I'll interpret that gesture to mean that yous want me to become even more than vindictive toward yous." | Download | Play
• "Orange, I certainly expected more than from you lot." | Download | Play
• "Blue, don't sink to Orange'south level." | Download | Play
• "At present you lot're thinking with stupidity." | Download | Play
• "Now y'all're just not thinking." | Download | Play
• "Congratulations. Yous're upside downwardly now." | Download | Play
• "Y'all're going to injure yourself doing that and then I volition exist ECSTATIC." | Download | Play
• "I'm starting to think giving y'all arms was a big mistake." | Download | Play

Art Therapy course

Examination Sleeping room 01

Test Bedchamber 02

Examination Chamber 03

Test Chamber 04

Test Chamber 05

Exam Chamber 06

Examination Bedroom 07

Specific expiry responses:

Test Bedchamber 08

Test Chamber 09

• "Ahhhhh."

• "Oh. My. God."
• "Information technology'Due south THE BIRD! RUN!"
• "I take no plan for this! Abort! Forget your training! Run!"
• "What are you doing? Why are you not running?"
• "Get dorsum! She's at the controls!"
• "You're not killing machines! I lied nearly that! Run!"

• "Auuugh! Oh my god. Abort. Mission abort. Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!"
• "I warned yous! Mission abort! Retreat!"
• "Oh god! We've lost! It's over!

• "Ahhhhh."
• "That was shut. Nice hustle, Kill Machines."
• "You know: shooing that bird out of the facility just at present taught me a valuable--"
• "OH MY GOD SHE'S GESTATING A CLONE ARMY!"
• "Nail THEM! Smash THEM AND STOMP THEM AND... and... await. I have a improve idea."

• "Hello and welcome to the Discontinuity Science Oviperous Warming Vault."
• "You were abandoned. Because you're worthless. You're worthless, unloved birds with fat, ugly beaks."
• "I'yard honestly impressed that you managed to clasp those huge beaks into such tiny eggs."
• "Aye. I'm talking to you, Mr. Chubby Beak. You lot marshmall-- Oh!"
• "No. Y'all're Not marshmallows, are you?"
• "Look at those cold avian optics. Those talons. Those razor-precipitous beaks."
• "Y'all're little killing machines, aren't you? Yeah."
• "Go to sleep, my picayune killers."
• "Mommy'due south got a big solar day for you lot tomorrow."

Death responses

Unused/alternate lines

Chapter 1: GLaDOS Awakening

Chapter 1: Incinerator/Portal Gun

Chapter 2: Test Chamber 2

Chapter ii: Exam Chamber 7

Chapter iii: Test Bedchamber 12

Chapter 3: Test Bedchamber fourteen

Chapter 4: Exam Sleeping room xx

Chapter four: Examination Chamber 21/Escape from GLaDOS

Chapter half-dozen: Alternate PotatOS dialogue

Chapter 8: Wheatley Test Chamber 1

Chapter 9: Wheatley Test Chamber 17/The trap

Chapter 9: Ending lines

"Evil again" samples

Alternating GLaDOS Announcer lines

(Note: Many of these lines are spoken past the Aperture Announcer in the final game.)

• "Commence standing by in 3. 2. One." | Download | Play
• "Yous performed this test amend than anyone on record. This is a pre-recorded message." | Download | Play
• "Due to events across our command, some testing environments may contain flood damage or ongoing tribal warfare resulting from the collapse of culture." | Download | Play
• "If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or whatever - test sleeping accommodation their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them." | Download | Play
• "In the consequence that the Enrichment Heart is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from infinite, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from spa" | Download | Play
• "You have just passed through an Aperture Scientific discipline Cloth Emancipation Grill, which erases almost Aperture Science equipment that touches it." | Download | Play
• "If yous feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply firsthand pressure to your temples." | Download | Play
• "Yous are simply experiencing a rare reaction, in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have erased the ear tubes inside your head." | Download | Play
• "Considering this message is prerecorded, the Enrichment Center has no mode of knowing if whatever authorities remains offers any sort of Cattle Tuberculosis Testing Credit for taxes." | Download | Play
• "In the outcome that information technology does, this next test involves exposure to cattle tuberculosis. Proficient luck!" | Download | Play
• "Very impressive! Because this message is prerecorded, whatever comments we may brand about your success are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments." | Download | Play
• "This side by side test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer utilize in the future, God assistance you." | Download | Play
• "Congratulations! This pre-recorded congratulations assumes you have mastered the principles of portal momentum." | Download | Play
• "If you accept, in fact, not, you are encouraged to have a moment to reflect on your failure before proceeding into the next chamber." | Download | Play
• "In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for cadre testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled." | Download | Play
• "The Enrichment Middle respects your correct to have questions or concerns nigh this policy." | Download | Play
• "Excellent. The Enrichment Heart reminds y'all that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science." | Download | Play
• "Well done. In the event that oxygen is no longer available in the Enrichment Center, an auxiliary air supply will be provided to you by an Aperture Scientific discipline Examination Associate, if ane exists." | Download | Play

Miscellaneous unused/alternating unmarried role player lines

Unused Co-op homo storyline

Unused Co-op artifact storyline

Unused Co-op tic-tac-toe game

PAX Prime number 2010 Co-op

Unused Co-op Futbol game

• "Dainty catch, Orange."
• "Skillful work! Now throw the brawl over the ledge."^[2]

Conversation with Cave Johnson

• "We don't have time for this."
• "Yes SIR, Mister Johnson! I'll have that report on your desk by 4-xxx! [normal voice, horrified] What. In the hell. Was THAT."
• "No, Mister Johnson. I DON'T."
• "Certain."
• "I said nosotros'll practice information technology."
• "If you don't unplug him, I will."
• "Maybe nosotros can stand on him to climb upwardly."
• "Mister Johnson? You lot need to shut up."
• "Goodbye, sir. May whatever tests await you on the other side either support or disprove your hypotheses."
• "I'd... appreciate information technology... if we never... EVER talked about that... ever once more."^[3]

Leaderboard responses

Other

• Start chime
• End chime

Notes

1. ↑ Moby-Dick, chapter one.
2. ↑ subtitles_english.txt
3. ↑ Glados_scenetable_include_manual_act3.nut

v•d•due east Vocalism lines
Portal	GLaDOS· Cores· Turrets
Portal 2	Journalist· Caroline· Cavern Johnson· Cores· Defective Turret· GLaDOS· Oracle Turret· Turrets· Wheatley (Ap-Sap)

five•d•e Characters
Humans	Caroline· Cavern Johnson· Chell· Doug Rattmann· Greg· Henry
Robots	Adventure Sphere· Anger Core· Animal King Turret· Atlas· Curiosity Cadre· Defective Turret· Fact Sphere· Frankenturret· GLaDOS· Intelligence Core· Morality Cadre· Oracle Turret· P-torso· Party Escort Bot· Rocket Turret· Sentry Turret· Infinite Sphere· Wheatley· Grady· Prison Warden / Desk Launch Control
Others	Announcer· Bendy· Hoopy the Hoop· Weighted Companion Cube· Bird· Mr. Chubby Beak
Cut	Betty· Hover Turret· Mel· Walking Turret

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